“The Hottie and the Nottie”: I am embarrassed for her.
Everyone’s favorite heiress is at it again.
No, a sex tape didn’t surface and she didn’t get arrested for drunk driving (although her little brother Barron did earlier this week…). Paris’ latest big screen adventure premiered last week, although in “limited” theatres/locations.
The film is titled “The Hottie and the Nottie”, and Paris plays Christabel Abbott.

“Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he’s been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel’s ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What’s even more complicating is Nate’s growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge.”
Blah blah blah. We are bored already. What a flop. Poor Paris.